Thursday, March 10, 2011

If I Had A Penis

the first thing i would do is jack off, just to do it. i would also streak, and have LOTS of sex, just stickin my penis in random things... bagels, belt loops, bottles, anything it will fit it, ill stick it in. but i only want it for a day because vagina is sooo much better. no one knows if im horny if im a girl, but guys get boners.
thats another thing, i would want to walk around in sweats with a boner, all day long. like go grocery shopping with a raging hard-on, go to the dentist... just go everywhere with a boner. just because.
on the other side, what if guys could have a vagina for  day? i really dont wanna think about that...

1 comment:

  1. Thumbelina, Thumbelina, tiny little thing,
    Thumbelina dance! Thumbelina sing!
    Oh Thumbelina, what's the difference if you're very small?
    When your heart is full of love you're nine feet tall!

    So, Kindred Spirit, your blog is as yet but a tease... write on! A li'l bit squished never hurt anyone. 8)

    Wishing you 2 boys, 3 girls and your true man.

    Dave and Anke

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