Thursday, March 10, 2011

If I Had A Penis

the first thing i would do is jack off, just to do it. i would also streak, and have LOTS of sex, just stickin my penis in random things... bagels, belt loops, bottles, anything it will fit it, ill stick it in. but i only want it for a day because vagina is sooo much better. no one knows if im horny if im a girl, but guys get boners.
thats another thing, i would want to walk around in sweats with a boner, all day long. like go grocery shopping with a raging hard-on, go to the dentist... just go everywhere with a boner. just because.
on the other side, what if guys could have a vagina for  day? i really dont wanna think about that...