Let's play "Take it out of context" with our host, me

Direct quote:
Edgar Allen Poe's "The Tell Tale Heart"
"and then I thrust in my head. You would have laughed to see how cunningly I thrust it in! Very, very slowly, so I might not disturb the old man's sleep. It took me and hour to place my whole head within the opeing!"

Taken in context, he is sneaking in, or peeking in, on some poor defenseless old man... Shame on you Poe... Shame... On... You...

Taken out of context, it let's you in to the unique world of Poe. He used "cunningly" to describe his thrusting, which obviously imlpies rape because he had to or chose to do it "cuningly" instead of just doing it, which coincidentally also implies shame, not wanting it to be known that he was partaking in the thrusting. He also did it "very, very slowly" to keep from disturbing the old man. I don't know about you, but it doesnt matter how slowly, I ALWAYS notice when something is going in my butt... so kudos old man. Another thing is at the end of this quote he is excited that after an hour he only had the head in. It took a whole hour? I mean really, he was hard for an entire hour of penetrating this poor old man, he should have exploded waaaay before then, so kudos to Poe for holding back. On the other hand, this quote also shows that he is terrible at cyber sex or phone sex, talk about a drag... its almost a turn-off and if I said it wasn't boring I'd be lying. One last note: This poor old man did not wake up while Poe was taking FOREVER to rape him. Either this old man had enourmous turds everyday and was really loose (ew), or POE HAS A TINY PENIS.
It's ok Poe... being a poet makes up for it, you can still get pussy, so why rape old men? Next time go for the hot chick that has no idea you are a total creepster :)